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You wake up in your bed and remember nothing… If you take the blue pill, the story ends here. Please try again later with a different Choose your own Adventure book, and stop using your common sense.Īs soon as the ‘stone’ appears, I found my head tilting to the side as my brain was physically assaulted with bizarre thoughts. If, on the other hand, you chose A or B, then I’m sorry, but you are obviously too intelligent to become the saviour of the human race. If you are like Eragon, our ever stupid hero, you would have chosen C. What do you do?ī: Approach wearily and survey the scene before youĬ: Run over and pick up the stone without checking either for danger or to see if the stone is in fact heated from the fire. Within that section is a large blue rock. There is flashing light, fire and a large burnt section appears in the ground just in front of you. It also makes the audience go, “WOW” when they do something even a halfwit would have thought of.)Īllow me to set the scene: You are a young boy, hunting a deer in the middle of the forest. This prevents any later confusion when they do something brainless. He demonstrates his idiocy in the very fist scene (side note, when you deal with such a stupid character, you need to prove to the audience that they are in fact mentally challenged very early in the movie. Then, just like the book, with no preamble at all, no characterization, no history or look into the way of the world before all these mystic happenings, our hero, Eragon, a boy with a neck as thick as his large head, finds an egg. You see fire and the evil guy, the female hero getting abducted and an act of great magic which sets the scene for later ‘special’ effects. How did one man bring about the destruction of the Dragon Riders?įollowing that, the continuity of the film’s introduction is very basic. From the first narrated paragraph, I was already sceptical, especially considering that nothing was mentioned about the thirteen foresworn riders.

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It opens like any normal fantasy movie soaring scenes of lush landscapes with a deep voice over telling about how the glory days are gone all because of one evil man. Read anything but this.’īut as I said, this is not a book analysis, so for the purpose of this review, I shall remain as focused to the movie as possible. Read Lord of the Rings where an unsuspecting, overlooked and unlikely character becomes something worthy of legend. Read The Belgariad where power wielders are defined by the glowing marks on their hands. Save yourself the horror and read the Riftwar Legacy, wherein dragon riders are an original creation. Regardless, this is not a book review, else it would read something akin to ‘the most unoriginal, plagiarized parody of a novel I have ever read.

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For those of you who know me, you will understand the significance and the full meaning of those four little words. Now, before I start, I feel I must seek to clarify one very important thing. There was also a time when the idea of Dragon Riders was cool…

There was once a time when Dragon Riders ruled the lands from the skies. And finally, it is here packaged, sealed and never before seen…Īm I honestly meant to believe that from a WORLD WIDE audition call, Speleers was the best they could find? Such anticipation has not been felt since the release of Return of the King, or Kingdom of Heaven. People have shuffled their feet and cast their eyes around expectedly for many a day now.

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